Post by ShuRockAndRoll72 on Dec 19, 2015 9:05:20 GMT 9
There's a reason you're here: you typed the URL or clicked the link or saw my hashtagTM. But mostly, it's because you hate Keroro. Keroro is a monster who has ruined countless lives and taken many more, but those we did count. This is a safe place for us all to share our pain, and perhaps one day we can find a solution to Keroro's life. Joining my army and giving me your money to fund our vendetta trip, for example.
Got it! But yes, I remember my encounter with Keroro vividly. I was a proud sergeant in the Keron Army just recently assigned to Planet Fukitsculdere. Keroro was a young private in my platoon. I saw a lot of promise in him. For example he promised to take my Sergeant's Star when I wasn't looking. I wanted to punch him but lawsuits. Of course, within a day we were set upon by Fukwereculderes flying overhead in balloons filled with toilets. One of them barely missed me with a plunger, but I didn't miss him with my gun! He didn't miss me crash into my body from above either. I would have lived too if Keroro hadn't taken my star and walked away, leaving me to die in the snow.
Post by Kululuhoihoihoi on Dec 19, 2015 14:15:24 GMT 9
Keroro twiddles his thumbs to vigorously sometimes. Keroro bought me expired pencils for my birthday. Keroro licked a lollipop horizontally once. Keroro got bit on the ass by a deer. That last one wasn't a bad thing he did, but it was pretty funny.
Post by ShuRockAndRoll72 on Dec 19, 2015 14:22:50 GMT 9
Oh come on guys. That's nothing. Keroro stole my mother and my father from me! Seriously, Mom would rather go off and hang out with his group of friends than take care of me. And his father was mine! But guess who Viper was happy to reconnect with when he grew up? It wasn't the one he ever tried to kill! I still miss Mom.